Maximus - Love conquers all

Maximus is now a reformed man!!!! Love has changed him as an individual - He thinks the world is beautiful, people are good, relatives are genuine, Bush is honest and we all are paid well!!! The spring in his step is unmistakeable - The papparazi in office were desperately trying to find some scoop by rummaging thru his litter filled desk - And lo, they found a goldmine - The general had written a poem for his love and had poured all his emotions into that -For reasons of privacy and to protect my vulnerable neck from wringing, I shall present only the first four lines


It goes like this and I quote...
"Mine is a love that travels across boundaries

Boundries created by mindless souls

Taste knows no region nor cuisine

Who says Kashmiri biryani can't be made with Marrakech spices"!!!!!!!!!

Not quite Byron, but who built love castles in a day anyways?

But as sages have often wondered, does love also make people oblivious to sorroundings, people, loved ones, loathed colleagues, team members etc - Freud said that it does but he usually doesnt make sense to most sane ppl - The General started getting detatched from work & friends - His colleagues who were dying to sample his fabled cooking skills have probably died by now.

They say that every relationship has a moment which takes it to the next level - That defines the future of the relationship - Since General was not willing to make the first move, so the love demons decided to take matters in their own hands - A party was organized on the pretext of celebration of some success - General walked in the party with his lady in his arms - That was a sight -Warren Betty & Annette Bening would have been jealous!!!!

Now came that moment - The DJ started playing songs and people jumped on the dance floor - Lady love hit the dance with a vengeance - And boy, could she dance !!!! ( collective opinion of people, so no sueing here please)
In a movie, both of them would have joined the dance floor together but this is a real life - General in his training had been trained only in Ball room dancing - Trying to emulate that form in this music would have had created some very strange sights - So General developed cold feet & stood watching his lady love dance away to glory with the handsome men at the floor

Maximus despaired - This is now how it was supposed to be - They were meant to shake up the dance floor with their groovy moves!!!! Y isnt the plan working? Should he order a court martial for the men on the floor - Luckily sense prevailed and his man friday Sudhama came to his rescue - He knew the best medicine which could convert even a buffalo into a sexy salsa dancer ( For record, this statement is not equating General to a buffalo) - He gave the medicine to the General - a mug of strong beer - Bottoms up - And lo, the genie transformed the General into a groovy dancer - He jumped on the dance floor like a man possessed - ( Its rumoured five people got hurt in the process but we havent been able to substantiate that) - And boy he took the lady by the neck, sorry arms and danced - It was a sight to watch ( No vouyerism here please - its nice and clean dancing )
The momentum was building up - Everyone was waiting with bated breath for the moment where General would make the final move

This story like all saas bahu serial would get stretched to Part 4 - This clearly shows Rowling has had no influence on me - So the next episode would be updated next week.